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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Episode 30: Donnie & The Butt


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It's a Wacky Wednesday with Donnie & The Butt and their sidekick The Wibbler!
News
"Wednesday Woman" by Carl Onionbutt
Surfing
"Alicia Silverstone" by The Chex Mix Cartoon Brigade
Gene Simmons Interview
"Let's Go To Bennigan's" by Cough Drop Solution
Movie Reviews
"Michael J. Fox & The Hound" by Crystal Sausage
Celebrity Trivia

Recorded 8/19/10 - Released 8/26/10

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Episode 29: Save The Best For Last

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The Tank Duo calls in sick, but have a prerecorded episode about stupid babies.
5 Phrases
TCOBS: Talking To Pregnant Women
"Angry Neurotic Catholics" by Carnivore
Pregnant Women's Bellies
"Drinking and Driving" by Black Flag
New Video Games

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) This isn't cool to anyone that doesn't give a fuck about shitty fuck-all fuck.
2) Are there any apricots left?
3) My great aunt was a fireman.
4) Jesus Fucking Dammit.
5) Why do I love Police Academy so much?

Brent's List For Pete
1) Garbage is sexy.
2) 2 + 2 = Gary Gaetti.
3) Friendship is my drug.
4) Dr. Pepper totally cock-blocked me.
5) God rapes nigger because he's a fag.

Recorded 7/1/10 - Released 8/19/10

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Episode 28: Quest For Mayhem


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Pete and Brent create psychic sculptures while playing some early 2000's Twin Cities metal.
5 Phrases
Road Construction
"Lost Cause" by Black Flood Diesel
Smoking
"Don't Hope To Try" by Muffler Chump
TCOBS: Waterslides
"Escape Plan" by Skywynd
Week Late News:
-Lada Gaga's Creative Vagina
-Prop 8 Passed
-John Goodman's Non-Creative Fat
-Kanye West's Twitter

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Thanks, ya fuckin' truck licker.
2) I keep my garlic in a birdcage.
3) I drowned a dog in a bathtub filled with after-birth.
4) All I ever think about is my dentist sloshing around in the mountains.
5) I video taped my last haircut.

Brent's List For Pete
1) I don't pay your tits to think.
2) There's garbage in my wallet.
3) Anyone seen my battlebot?
4) What do you care if I ate a horse?
5) Get your mustache out of my wife.

Recorded 8/5/10 - Released 8/12/10

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Episode 27: Turtle Insurance


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Dan T and Drew are helping the Tank lift a heavy couch into a tall truck.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Florida
"Erase U" by The Slats
Margaret Cho
"Midnight Surgery" by Teenage Impotents
Week Late News:
-Metallagher Overrated
-Amanda Bynes Unretires
-Saw 3D
-Oliver Stone and the Jews
-Crack Laws

Recorded 7/29/10 - Released 8/5/10

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Episode 26: Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV


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Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV and Brave New Workshop teaches the Tank how to boil a dog down to make a stick of deodorant.
“Four Things” by The Cows
Chubbs The Blind Dog
TCOBS: Deodorant
Week Late News: Romantic Comedies, Lindsay Lohan, Ice T, and Billy Corgan

Recorded 7/23/10 - Released 7/29/10

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Episode 25: Comedian Isaac Witty


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Comedian Isaac Witty teaches The Tank a lesson in general fuck-offery.
"Salty Skin" by Camel of the Sea.
Week Late News: Dolphin Funeral, Elevator Death, More Mel Gibson.

Recorded 7/16/10 - Released 7/22/10

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Episode 24: Comedian Brooks Robinson


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Comedian Brooks Robinson and Vincent Gallo Try To Get Kicked Off of Twin Cities Tank.
News: 31/16 Year old Woman. Mel Gibson. Prince.
"See You The Spring" by Kentucky Beltfight.
TCOBS: Hippies.
Movies: The Killer Inside Me.
See Brooks with Brent Weinbach @ Acme Comedy Company, July 12-17.
www.acmecomedycompany.com

Recorded 7/8/10 - Released 7/15/10

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