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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Episode 4: Torch The Spires

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Interview With Torch The Spires

In This Episode:
Torch The Spires Show at BIFF'S.
Sick Puppies.
T.W.I.B.S.: Jokes That Need To Stop.
"We're On Our Way" and "Autopilot" off of Torch The Spires' New Full Length Love Songs.
Sports: Tiger Woods Fucks The Universe.
Bastard Saint Record Release.
New Equipment.
New Blog.
Now Publishing Episodes On Thursdays.
"Buffet" by The Diarrhetards

Recorded 2/19/10 - Released 2/25/10


Sunday, February 21, 2010

Episode 3: Dan T! Dan T!

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5 Phrases.
Don't Cross The Porn Line.
"Beats Like You Stole Something" by The Plastic Constellations.
This Week In Bullshit: Winter Parking.
"Dancehall Racket" by A Life Without.
Captain Phil From Deadliest Catch died.
"Mosh For Jesus" by Dillinger Four.
Olympic Luge Death.
"Polkarama!" by Weird Al Yankovic.
Sports: NJ Nets Update

5 Phrases
Every week each person will write 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Famous Dave's Mouth Wash.
2) My pussy is getting hard just thinking about it.
3) 27 teeth. 24 teeth.
4) My pants are made of garbage.
5) Suck my pants dry.

Brent's List For Dan
1) Try my new pumpernickel fish helmet.
2) I feel like Ernest Borgnine's step daughter.
3) The window ate my cape.
4) I think I locked my keys in my boat.
5) Don't trust farms.

Dan's List For Pete
1) We're only doing this to make money someday.
2) All of these song titles are one word.
3) Everything is the worst, ever.
4) I eat Taco Bell secretly in my car.
5) Don't just stare at it, eat it!

Recorded 2/12/10 - Released 2/21/10


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Episode 2: Billy Morrisette From Dillinger Four

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Interview with Billy Morrisette from Dillinger Four.

"Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug" by Dillinger Four off of their 2008 full-length: Civil War.

Recorded 2/11/10 - Released 2/14/10


Sunday, February 7, 2010

Episode 1 - Recorded 2/6/10 - Released 2/7/10

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In This Show:
Charlie & Paddy Are Not Here
10 Phrases
This Week In Bullshit: Old People
Charlie Interview Excerpt
“Thunder Snake” by Bastard Saint
How To Kill Your Girlfriend
Buy Metallagher Merch
New Jersey Nets
“Imminent Failure” by Avoided (RIP Reed)

10 Phrases
Every week each host will write 10 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) That toilet paper is as thick as lasagna.
2) I'm gonna pee in your hair.
3) I dream of pee paste.
4) No sir, your mom is too hot.
5) My favorite salad is not waldorf.
6) The iron range is the best.
7) Peas and peas and peas and peas
8) Guys who can suck their own dick are as common as left-handers.
9) I like Dave Mustaine.
10) I'll dish your gash a load of size 7 curly fries.

Brent's List For Pete
1) These aren't my spurs.
2) I forgot to die.
3) Promise you won't barf.
4) Call me a rabbi.
5) My beard is a loser.
6) I wish my wife had a re-set button.
7) That's the reason I left Harvard.
8) If it's not broke don't fuck it.
9) Tell it to the Judge Reinhold.
10) My head is gay.