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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Episode 8: Fuzzy Machete


(Back: Tara. Front Left: Krissandra. Front Right: Chayci.)

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Interview with local band FUZZY MACHETE.
"Hey, Little Fascist (Live)" by Fuzzy Machete.
"Star Trek Style" by Fuzzy Machete.
5 Phrases.
Guilty Pleasures.
Sports: New Jersey Nets.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: The Pussification of Hockey.
Hot Shit Brent's Two Hairy Cents.

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Have you ever read The Secret? It's amazing!
2) That's kind of like this thing that they talk about in The Secret.
3) Oh my god. The Secret, the greatest book on the globe, was just talking about that.
4) I just really enjoyed The Secret.
5) You're fucked. The Secret is totally tits.

Brent's List For Pete
1) I'm not pregnant, I'm just Mexican.
2) My barf hurts.
3) Bring me your dad's nuts.
4) Don't die with sperm in your mouth.
5) I hate bras.

Recorded 3/18/10 - Released 3/25/10

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Episode 7: 20 Dollar Love


Broadcasting from J.R.'s Family Reunion Bar & Grill.
Everything you've ever wanted to know about Burnsville.

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Songs:
"Big Sexy"
"Maserati"
"Unholy Roller"
by 20 Dollar Love off of their full length LP 'High Dr.'

Recorded 3/12/10 - Released 3/18/10

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Bonus Episode: Patrice O'Neal

Bonus Episode with Special Guest Patrice O'Neal.


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PART 2


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Patrice has appeared on many many TV shows in the USA, including full length specials for HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central, plus several appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Def Comedy Jam, and even had his own TV series on VH1 titled "Web Junk: 20."

http://www.myspace.com/patriceoneal

Recorded 3/14/10 - Released 3/15/10

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Episode 6: Listener Submitted Music



In This Episode:
Jim's Rib Is Broken.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Jay Leno Is Still Boring.
"End Credits" by Getting Even.
Brent's Dad.
"Time and Time Again" by Orange Blank.
Dream Analysis.
"Wait For The Day" by The Violet Hour.
Hot Shit Brent: Cable Guy.

Recorded 3/2/10 - Released 3/11/10.

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Episode 5: Andy Hart


Andy Hart From Western Curses and Box Thieves

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Guest Host: Dan T.
Sports: Women’s Hockey, Taco Crunch Olympics.
“Midnight Mess” by Western Curses.
Bubble Hockey.
“Flutes and Harps” by Box Thieves.
Dog Diarrhea.
Takin’ Care of Bullshit: Biking In The Street.
“Shine” by Final Placement.
Hot Shit Brent’s Two Hairy Cents.

Recorded 2/26/10 - Released 3/4/10

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Episode 4: Torch The Spires




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Interview With Torch The Spires

In This Episode:
Torch The Spires Show at BIFF'S.
Sick Puppies.
T.W.I.B.S.: Jokes That Need To Stop.
Biff's.
"We're On Our Way" and "Autopilot" off of Torch The Spires' New Full Length Love Songs.
Sports: Tiger Woods Fucks The Universe.
Bastard Saint Record Release.
New Equipment.
New Blog.
Now Publishing Episodes On Thursdays.
"Buffet" by The Diarrhetards

Recorded 2/19/10 - Released 2/25/10

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Episode 3: Dan T! Dan T!


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5 Phrases.
Don't Cross The Porn Line.
"Beats Like You Stole Something" by The Plastic Constellations.
This Week In Bullshit: Winter Parking.
"Dancehall Racket" by A Life Without.
Captain Phil From Deadliest Catch died.
"Mosh For Jesus" by Dillinger Four.
Olympic Luge Death.
"Polkarama!" by Weird Al Yankovic.
Sports: NJ Nets Update

5 Phrases
Every week each person will write 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Famous Dave's Mouth Wash.
2) My pussy is getting hard just thinking about it.
3) 27 teeth. 24 teeth.
4) My pants are made of garbage.
5) Suck my pants dry.

Brent's List For Dan
1) Try my new pumpernickel fish helmet.
2) I feel like Ernest Borgnine's step daughter.
3) The window ate my cape.
4) I think I locked my keys in my boat.
5) Don't trust farms.

Dan's List For Pete
1) We're only doing this to make money someday.
2) All of these song titles are one word.
3) Everything is the worst, ever.
4) I eat Taco Bell secretly in my car.
5) Don't just stare at it, eat it!

Recorded 2/12/10 - Released 2/21/10

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