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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Episode 28: Quest For Mayhem


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Pete and Brent create psychic sculptures while playing some early 2000's Twin Cities metal.
5 Phrases
Road Construction
"Lost Cause" by Black Flood Diesel
Smoking
"Don't Hope To Try" by Muffler Chump
TCOBS: Waterslides
"Escape Plan" by Skywynd
Week Late News:
-Lada Gaga's Creative Vagina
-Prop 8 Passed
-John Goodman's Non-Creative Fat
-Kanye West's Twitter

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Thanks, ya fuckin' truck licker.
2) I keep my garlic in a birdcage.
3) I drowned a dog in a bathtub filled with after-birth.
4) All I ever think about is my dentist sloshing around in the mountains.
5) I video taped my last haircut.

Brent's List For Pete
1) I don't pay your tits to think.
2) There's garbage in my wallet.
3) Anyone seen my battlebot?
4) What do you care if I ate a horse?
5) Get your mustache out of my wife.

Recorded 8/5/10 - Released 8/12/10

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Episode 27: Turtle Insurance


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Dan T and Drew are helping the Tank lift a heavy couch into a tall truck.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Florida
"Erase U" by The Slats
Margaret Cho
"Midnight Surgery" by Teenage Impotents
Week Late News:
-Metallagher Overrated
-Amanda Bynes Unretires
-Saw 3D
-Oliver Stone and the Jews
-Crack Laws

Recorded 7/29/10 - Released 8/5/10

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Episode 26: Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV


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Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV and Brave New Workshop teaches the Tank how to boil a dog down to make a stick of deodorant.
“Four Things” by The Cows
Chubbs The Blind Dog
TCOBS: Deodorant
Week Late News: Romantic Comedies, Lindsay Lohan, Ice T, and Billy Corgan

Recorded 7/23/10 - Released 7/29/10

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Episode 25: Comedian Isaac Witty


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Comedian Isaac Witty teaches The Tank a lesson in general fuck-offery.
"Salty Skin" by Camel of the Sea.
Week Late News: Dolphin Funeral, Elevator Death, More Mel Gibson.

Recorded 7/16/10 - Released 7/22/10

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Episode 24: Comedian Brooks Robinson


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Comedian Brooks Robinson and Vincent Gallo Try To Get Kicked Off of Twin Cities Tank.
News: 31/16 Year old Woman. Mel Gibson. Prince.
"See You The Spring" by Kentucky Beltfight.
TCOBS: Hippies.
Movies: The Killer Inside Me.
See Brooks with Brent Weinbach @ Acme Comedy Company, July 12-17.
www.acmecomedycompany.com

Recorded 7/8/10 - Released 7/15/10

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Episode 23: HONK!



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Tensions are high as Brent slam dunks a severed head over a sweaty group of homophobes.
Enter the Twin Cities Tank and Fancy Pants Gangsters Contest.
'Louie' The New Show by Louis C.K. on FX.
Christopher Hitchens has Cancer.
"Berry Tree" by Fiero.
Pride Weekend.
"Rock n' Roll Radio" by KISS.
Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting.
"Grapefruit Diet" by Weird Al Yankovic.
T.C.O.B.: Public Bathroom Etiquette.


Recorded 7/1/10 - Released 7/8/10

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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Episode 22: Flapping Crane



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Schloo, Pete, and Alex from the video sketch group Flapping Crane enter the Tank as boys, and leave the Tank as scholars.
"Toaster Strudel" by Flapping Crane.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: The Offspring.
"I Remember Cunt" by Flapping Crane.
Confessions: Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz.
"Gnomes" by Flapping Crane.

Recorded 6/12/10 - Released 7/1/10

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