Twin Cities Tank Episodes

Episode 56: Comedian Brandon Reynoso

2011-08-12T00:12:00.001-05:00

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Comedian Brandon Reynoso Talks To Us About Missiles and Fish

Show Notes:
Comedian Brandon Reynoso
"Go" by Pearl Jam
McFish
"Racked" by J Church
News: Gallagher Loses His House, Nate Dogg Dies, Missile Day, & Charlie Sheen

Recorded 3/19/11

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Episode 55: America

2011-03-16T23:28:00.000-05:00

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We're Free.

Show Notes
Ice Cream Truck
"Strength Beyond Strength" by Pantera
Let's Get Huey High
"Regular People" by Pantera
Charlie Sheen

Recorded 2/26/11

Episode 54: Colt 45 Blast with Craig

2011-03-16T23:25:00.004-05:00

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Craig from PBR Brings Us Ghetto Sauce.

Show Notes:
Blast!
"Whatcha Want" by Beastie Boys
News: Legionnaire's Playboy Mansion, Snoop Dogg Blast Promo, Robocop Statue
"Mrs. Blaileen" by Primus

Recorded 2/19/11

Episode 53: Kevin Smith's Death Metal Collection

2011-03-14T00:00:00.004-05:00

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Pete, Brent, Kevin Smith, and Phil Anselmo sit down to talk about current events.

Show Notes:
Phil Anselmo
"The Spectator" by Misery Index
"Degeneration" by The Lone Rangers
News: Egypt, Beavis & Butthead Return, MTV True Life, 2 Live Crew Running For Mayor, Stephen King Remakes
"You're Invited But Your Friend Can't Come" by Vince Neil.

Recorded 2/26/11

Episode 52: Dodson's Creek

2011-03-13T23:59:00.000-05:00

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Pete, Brent, and Chubbs the Blind Dog Eat Some Porn.

Show Notes:
TCOBS: Getting Towed
Week Late News: Antoine Dodson
"What More Can I Say" by Jay Z
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down" by The Ramones

Recorded 1/21/11 - Released 3/13/11

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Bonus Episode! w/ Comedian Nick Thune!

2011-02-10T15:17:00.004-06:00

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Comedian Nick Thune was in Minneapolis this past weekend, and was nice enough to talk with Brent and Pete in this very special edition of Twin Cities Tank.

Nick Thune’s album “Thick Noon” is available on Amazon and iTunes.

Recorded 2/10/11

Episode 51: Cwn Annwn

2011-01-22T09:12:00.000-06:00

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Neil from the metal band Cwn Annwn comes by to promote his new CD and discuss the magic of sperm.

Show Notes:
Cwn Annwn CD Release Party @ Triple Rock Social Club -Saturday, January 22, 2011
"The Devil's Crest" by Cwn Annwn
Concept Albums
"Circles of Jericho" by Cwn Annwn
TCOBS: Coloring
"Nova" by Cwn Annwn

Recorded 1/14/11 - Released 1/22/11

Episode 50: Fitty!

2011-01-21T14:45:00.000-06:00

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Pete and Brent celebrate their 50th episode by doing the same old shit they always do.

Show Notes:
Buy A Shirt!
Donnie & The Butt: New Years Resolutions
"Suck My Pillow" by The Pin Cushions
"The Road Behind" by GWAR
TCOBS: Old People Remix
"Sadam A Go-Go" by GWAR

Recorded 1/14/11 - Released 1/21/11

Episode 49: Brucial

2011-01-10T21:33:00.002-06:00

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A Band That Hails From 32 A.D. Swills Ale And Recites Folk Lore.

Show Notes:
The Brucial Folk Lore
"Conquistadors" by Brucial
More Folk Lore
Minneapolis Hardcore 2002-2004
"Slouch" by Brucial
Glug
"The Lone Cowboy" by Brucial
King P Talks Like a Surfer

Recorded December 30, 2010 - Released January 10, 2011

Episode 48: Uninformed Best of 2010

2010-12-31T15:46:00.004-06:00

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Pete & Brent Discuss the Hottest Trends of 2010

Show Notes:
See Metallagher on New Year's Eve!
Movies
Music
Video Games
"The New National Anthem" by 20 Dollar Love
Alcoholic Energy Drink
Books

Recorded 12/23/10 - Released 12/30/10

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Episode 47: Metallagher!

2010-12-22T22:03:00.001-06:00

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In the Metallagher practice space many lives are enriched with holiday goodness.

Show Notes:
Metallagher Show on New Year's Eve at The Triple Rock Social Club
Enter the Twin Cities Tank T-Shirt Giveaway
"Circles of Jericho" by Cwn Annwn
If They'd Lived
Run-on Sentence
I'm Not Racist
The 11th Commandment
"The Beer Song" by The Serfs
Alien Sacrifice
New Stereotypes
Say Something Nice About Hitler
Seal Screaming Like A Man

Recorded 12/16/10 - Released 12/23/10

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Episode 46: Rapid Fire

2010-12-15T23:05:00.000-06:00

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Pete and Brent Try Out Some New One Minute Segments For The Show.

Show Notes:
-Sign Up For The Twin Cities Tank T-Shirt Giveaway: twincitiestank@gmail.com
-When My Parents Die
-What Drugs Would I Have To Be On?
-Things I Say Differently Around Black People
-Perfect Boy Band
-The Virginity Time Machine
-Bad Advice
-Wayne Gretzky's Christmas Dinner
"Victory Over Horseshit" by Scissorfight
-Old West Prostitute
-Who's In Hell?
-Wackiest Jizz Load
-The Thing You Hate Most About Being Naked
-Human Petting Zoo
-Almost Food
"Gotta Boogie" by Weird Al Yankovic
-Alternate Names For America
-Ray Romano's Grocery Shopping List

Recorded 12/9/10 - Released 12/16/10

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Episode 45: Comedian Justin Colucci

2010-12-09T03:50:00.000-06:00

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The scent of cookies is in the air while Justin Colucci teaches us about prop comedy.

Show Notes:
Justin Colucci
"99 Ways To Die" by Megadeth
"Angry Again" by Megadeth
Prop Comedy
Find Justin on Facebook and Twitter @justincolucci

Recorded 12/2/10 - Released 12/9/10

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Episode 44: New Labor

2010-12-01T22:36:00.004-06:00

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Andy and Mike of the band New Labor come over and have a conversation with a shit monster.

Show Notes:
New Labor
"Good To Be Good" by New Labor
A Conversation About Poop
"Misadventures of Shitman" by Green Jelly
Week Late News: Beatles, Samurai Murder, Mean Girls 2, Mark Walberg
"Rules of Abuse" by Brain Tumors

Recorded on 11/24/10 - Released on 12/2/10

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Episode 43: Four Loko

2010-11-24T22:50:00.001-06:00

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The Tank Welcomes a New Crew By Shoving a Disgusting Alcoholic Energy Drink Down Their Throats.

Show Notes:
Four Loko
New Guys: Matt & Rocky
Triple Rock Show w/Rat Catcher, Fiero, and Torch The Spires
Rat Catcher
TCOBS: Classic Rock
Fiero
Austin, TX
Torch The Spires

Recorded 11/18/10 - Released 11/25/10

Episode 42: Win A Date With Jim Blazer!

2010-11-18T10:14:00.000-06:00

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Brent is gone, but Jim Blazer steps in to help host on this special episode, brought to you by fishsquish.com.

Show Notes:
Win A Date With Jim Blazer
"Sex Ray Spex" by New Labor
Confessions
"This Kiss Goodnight" by Mercy's Own
Week Late News: Danzig @ The Cabooze, Organs on Cigarettes

Recorded 11/10/10 - Released 11/18/10

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Episode 41: Writer & Comedian Bryan Miller!

2010-11-10T22:46:00.001-06:00

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Pete and Brent have an armpit hair growing contest with Bryan Miller. Find out who won!

Show Notes:
Halloween Recap
Election Recap
"Never Sleep Again" by Torch The Spires
Rat Catcher, Fiero, & Torch The Spires Nov. 17, 2010 @ The Triple Rock
Bryan Miller
"Art of Shredding (Demo)" by Pantera
TCOBS: Little Johnny Jokes

Recorded 11/3/10 - Released 11/11/10

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Episode 40: Forty

2010-11-03T23:16:00.002-05:00

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Pete and Brent phone it in for their fortieth episode!

Show Notes:
Listen to Twin Cities Tank on Stitcher!
"Cover of a Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook
TCOBS: Small Talk
"Freakin' at the Freakster's Ball" by Dr. Hook
See Metallagher on New Year's Eve at the Triple Rock
"Millionaire" by Dr. Hook

Recorded 10/26/10 - Released 11/4/10

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Episode 39: Brandon Day!

2010-10-27T22:40:00.005-05:00

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The Super Tank Brothers ride down a pipe that leads to Brandon's basement where Brandon can't seem to think of anything unfunny to say.

Show Notes:
11/17/10: Rat Catcher w/Fiero and Torch The Spires @ The Triple Rock
"Berry Tree" by Fiero
Open Mics
Holy Land Farts
"Topp Dogg" by Mad Respekt
Week Late News: Chilean Miners Fuck Each Other, Radiohead, Kanye West's Sex Beast, T.I. Stops a Suicide, Simpsons Porno Arrest
"Goin Down" by Dirty B

Recorded on 10/19/10 - Released 10/28/10

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Episode 38: Thirty

2010-10-20T22:30:00.003-05:00

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Pete, Brent, Tears
Show Notes:
Becoming Old
"Same Room" by Casanatra
TCOBS: Friggin
"The Bulging Gates of Madness" by Graham Ferguson
Friends and Business
"Hot Cop" by Voytek

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Recorded 10/12/10 - Released 10/21/10

Episode 37: Rat Catcher

2010-10-13T22:50:00.001-05:00

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We burrow into the Catacombs of Minneapolis to hear what local band Rat Catcher has to say about porn.
Ted's Pornography
"Rare Ould Times" by The Serfs
Greg Fitzsimmons at Acme
"Indian Summer" by The Cold Open (CD Release Party 10/14/10 @ The 400 Bar)
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo

Recorded 10/7/10 - Released 10/14/10

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Episode 36: CNS Radio

2010-10-07T00:22:00.004-05:00

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Alex Stein, Justin Collucci, and Andy Erikson from the CNS Radio Podcast barge into Tank Headquarters to throw our blind dog down the stairs.

CNS Radio
Shallow Hal
"Nightmare" the Musical
"I Don't Believe In Ghosts" by New Labor (Buy Their New 7" thenewlabor.com)
"Tin Skull Soldier" by Big Fuckin' Skull
Week Late News: Reality Show Suicide, Max Weinberg, Titanic Death, Back To The Future
Twitter War Between CNS Radio and Twin Cities Tank #cnsvstank

Recorded 9/28/10 - Released 10/7/10

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Episode 35: Outtakes Round 2

2010-09-30T00:00:00.004-05:00

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Pete and Brent took a week off to go on a romantic adventure through the jungle. In the mean time, here are some outtakes from past episodes.
Kill Yourself w/ Isaac Witty (Ep25 7/16/10)
Kill Yourself Again w/ Kevin Albertson (Ep26 7/23/10)
Brent's Life Philosophy
"The Ugly Show" by STNNNG
The Shit Silo Story w/ Dan T and Drew (Ep27 7/29/10)
Bill and Ted w/ Mikey McCollor (Ep 32 9/2/10)

Released 9/30/10

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Episode 34: Casanatra

2010-09-23T00:00:00.002-05:00

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Lance from the band Casanatra teaches us about Abraham Lincoln and Satanic Bears.
"Black Mountain" by Casanatra
"Vote For Blood" by Casanatra
"Deadlights" by Casanatra
"Charlotte" by Casanatra
Backflipping Abraham Lincoln Impersonators
Satanic Bears

www.casanatra.com

Recorded 9/16/10 - Released 9/23/10

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Episode 33: Dat's Fockin' Ghey

2010-09-16T00:00:00.008-05:00

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Pete and Brent fall into the trap of looking gay while trying to explain why they're not gay.
T.C.O.B.S.: Homosexuality
Being 30
"Nu Dead Pretty (Toxic Chicken Remix)" by Mach Fox
Countdown Shows
Brent's Poop Tales
Attractive Fast Food Workers
"London Bridge Is Burning" by Goodnight Moon
Week Late News:
-Brittany Spears Sexual Harassment
-Tony Blair's Biography
-Fred Phelps Burns Koran
-Morrissey and The Chinese

Recorded 9/9/10 - Released 9/16/10

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Episode 32: Mikey McCollor (aka Mikey McCheese)

2010-09-09T00:00:00.003-05:00

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Mikey McCheese sticks it to Hollywood after starting a heroic conversation about, yep, more wrestling.
Mikey Goes To Hollywood
"There's Still Time, Peapod" by Paragraphs
"Soggy Teeth" by High Hopes
Mushrooms, Weird Al, and Throw-Up
"Amputee" by Yellow Meat
Week Late News: 90210, Paris Hilton, T.I.
Kanye's Tweets

Recorded 9/2/10 - Released 9/9/10

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Episode 31: Wrestler Pete Huge

2010-09-02T00:00:00.002-05:00

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Wrestler Pete Huge visits the Tank and pile drives a kitten into a turkey dinner.
"Airports and Burger Kings" by New Labor
Chicken Fried Bacon
"Sedation" by Live From Heaven
Choke Slam Trivia II w/Jim Blazer
"This Veil of Tears" by Dying Euforia

Recorded 8/26/10 - Released 9/2/10

SPOILER ALERT
Jim's Post-Chop Chest (Click To Enlarge):

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Episode 30: Donnie & The Butt

2010-08-26T00:00:00.006-05:00

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It's a Wacky Wednesday with Donnie & The Butt and their sidekick The Wibbler!
News
"Wednesday Woman" by Carl Onionbutt
Surfing
"Alicia Silverstone" by The Chex Mix Cartoon Brigade
Gene Simmons Interview
"Let's Go To Bennigan's" by Cough Drop Solution
Movie Reviews
"Michael J. Fox & The Hound" by Crystal Sausage
Celebrity Trivia

Recorded 8/19/10 - Released 8/26/10

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Episode 29: Save The Best For Last

2010-08-19T00:00:00.008-05:00

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The Tank Duo calls in sick, but have a prerecorded episode about stupid babies.
5 Phrases
TCOBS: Talking To Pregnant Women
"Angry Neurotic Catholics" by Carnivore
Pregnant Women's Bellies
"Drinking and Driving" by Black Flag
New Video Games

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) This isn't cool to anyone that doesn't give a fuck about shitty fuck-all fuck.
2) Are there any apricots left?
3) My great aunt was a fireman.
4) Jesus Fucking Dammit.
5) Why do I love Police Academy so much?

Brent's List For Pete
1) Garbage is sexy.
2) 2 + 2 = Gary Gaetti.
3) Friendship is my drug.
4) Dr. Pepper totally cock-blocked me.
5) God rapes nigger because he's a fag.

Recorded 7/1/10 - Released 8/19/10

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Episode 28: Quest For Mayhem

2010-08-12T00:00:00.006-05:00

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Pete and Brent create psychic sculptures while playing some early 2000's Twin Cities metal.
5 Phrases
Road Construction
"Lost Cause" by Black Flood Diesel
Smoking
"Don't Hope To Try" by Muffler Chump
TCOBS: Waterslides
"Escape Plan" by Skywynd
Week Late News:
-Lada Gaga's Creative Vagina
-Prop 8 Passed
-John Goodman's Non-Creative Fat
-Kanye West's Twitter

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Thanks, ya fuckin' truck licker.
2) I keep my garlic in a birdcage.
3) I drowned a dog in a bathtub filled with after-birth.
4) All I ever think about is my dentist sloshing around in the mountains.
5) I video taped my last haircut.

Brent's List For Pete
1) I don't pay your tits to think.
2) There's garbage in my wallet.
3) Anyone seen my battlebot?
4) What do you care if I ate a horse?
5) Get your mustache out of my wife.

Recorded 8/5/10 - Released 8/12/10

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Episode 27: Turtle Insurance

2010-08-05T01:00:00.007-05:00

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Dan T and Drew are helping the Tank lift a heavy couch into a tall truck.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Florida
"Erase U" by The Slats
Margaret Cho
"Midnight Surgery" by Teenage Impotents
Week Late News:
-Metallagher Overrated
-Amanda Bynes Unretires
-Saw 3D
-Oliver Stone and the Jews
-Crack Laws

Recorded 7/29/10 - Released 8/5/10

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Episode 26: Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV

2010-07-29T00:33:00.005-05:00

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Kevin Albertson from MPLS.TV and Brave New Workshop teaches the Tank how to boil a dog down to make a stick of deodorant.
“Four Things” by The Cows
Chubbs The Blind Dog
TCOBS: Deodorant
Week Late News: Romantic Comedies, Lindsay Lohan, Ice T, and Billy Corgan

Recorded 7/23/10 - Released 7/29/10

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Episode 25: Comedian Isaac Witty

2010-07-21T22:55:00.003-05:00

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Comedian Isaac Witty teaches The Tank a lesson in general fuck-offery.
"Salty Skin" by Camel of the Sea.
Week Late News: Dolphin Funeral, Elevator Death, More Mel Gibson.

Recorded 7/16/10 - Released 7/22/10

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Episode 24: Comedian Brooks Robinson

2010-07-15T03:42:00.021-05:00

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Comedian Brooks Robinson and Vincent Gallo Try To Get Kicked Off of Twin Cities Tank.
News: 31/16 Year old Woman. Mel Gibson. Prince.
"See You The Spring" by Kentucky Beltfight.
TCOBS: Hippies.
Movies: The Killer Inside Me.
See Brooks with Brent Weinbach @ Acme Comedy Company, July 12-17.
www.acmecomedycompany.com

Recorded 7/8/10 - Released 7/15/10

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Episode 23: HONK!

2010-07-08T04:58:00.018-05:00

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Tensions are high as Brent slam dunks a severed head over a sweaty group of homophobes.
Enter the Twin Cities Tank and Fancy Pants Gangsters Contest.
'Louie' The New Show by Louis C.K. on FX.
Christopher Hitchens has Cancer.
"Berry Tree" by Fiero.
Pride Weekend.
"Rock n' Roll Radio" by KISS.
Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting.
"Grapefruit Diet" by Weird Al Yankovic.
T.C.O.B.: Public Bathroom Etiquette.

Recorded 7/1/10 - Released 7/8/10

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Episode 22: Flapping Crane

2010-07-01T05:22:00.022-05:00

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Schloo, Pete, and Alex from the video sketch group Flapping Crane enter the Tank as boys, and leave the Tank as scholars.
"Toaster Strudel" by Flapping Crane.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: The Offspring.
"I Remember Cunt" by Flapping Crane.
Confessions: Tom Hanks and Jon Lovitz.
"Gnomes" by Flapping Crane.

Recorded 6/12/10 - Released 7/1/10

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Episode 21: Shannon Selberg from The Cows and The Heroine Sheiks

2010-06-24T02:39:00.019-05:00

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Shannon Selberg, from legendary Minneapolis bands The Cows and The Heroine Sheiks, comes onto Twin Cities Tank to show you how it's done.
Go to FancyPantsGangsters.com to find out how to win a $50 iTunes giftcard.
"Hitting The Wall" by The Cows.
"Finished Again" by The Cows.
"Mas -No Mas" by The Cows.
"My Boss" by The Heroine Sheiks.

Recorded 6/18/10 - Released 6/24/10

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Episode 20: Fixed Gear Hockey

2010-06-17T04:41:00.009-05:00

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5 Phrases.
Brent Gets Blackout Drunk.
Pet Peeves.
"Knowing Is Half The Battle..." by We Must Dismantle All This.
Sports: The Blackhawks Win The Stanley Cup.
Hot Shit Brent's Two Hairy Cents.
"Pony" by Far.
Where Did We Get Our Sense of Humor?
Dirty Drawing

5 Phrases

Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) I wish we were all dead like my hopes and dreams.
2) I've constructed a marble statue of the likeness of my favorite pizza.
3) If I go rub one out are you going to get angry?
4) ...And that man's name was... Pasta Paul.
5) What is it going to take for you to kill me right now?

Brent's List For Pete
1) You got 5 seconds to find my diabetes medicine.
2) I ate out a volcano.
3) A priest carjacked my wife.
4) I get diarrhea just thinking about jetskis.
5) Why marry the wolf when you can fuck the hot tub for free?

Recorded 6/11/10 - Released 6/17/10

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Episode 19: Drew Ailes

2010-06-10T04:50:00.008-05:00

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Big Daddy Drew Ailes comes on the show to teach us about metal and cults.
"No More" by The Korat Grey Band.
Burger King Ribs.
"Opposites Attract" by Paula Abdul.
Drew goes to a cult meeting.
Drew's Band Teenage Impotents needs a place to play.

Recorded on 6/3/10 - Released 6/10/10

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Episode 18: Metallagher!

2010-06-03T02:58:00.005-05:00

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The gentlemen of Metallagher pop by the podcast to tell their deep dark secrets.
"Minneapolis Is Burning" by Torch The Spires.
LOST: The Final Episode.
"Blindfolded and Kneeling" by Like Trees.
Confessions.
"A Black Hole Straight To Hell" by Debbie Does Malice.
Brent's Dad Goes On A Date.

Recorded 5/27/10 - Released 6/3/10

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Episode 17: The Large Machine (Outtakes)

2010-05-27T05:00:00.005-05:00

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We take a week off and play some outtakes.
Don't be friends with your boss.
"All The Love" by The Grande Machine.
Hockey is Religion.
Bikes.

Released 5/24/10

Episode 16: R.I.P. Hot Shit Brent

2010-05-20T05:23:00.006-05:00

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Brent explains to us why he's going to die.
Hardee's Monster Burger.
"Never Wash These Hands Again" by Max Markin.
JimmyDoreComedy.com.
Black-Face Pub-Crawl.
"You" by The Burning Reason.
TCOBS: Insomnia.
"Legs Up" by Fatal Kaliber.

Recorded 5/18/10 - Released 5/20/10

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Bonus Episode: Jimmy Dore

2010-05-13T16:21:00.002-05:00

Jimmy Dore (Comedy & Everything Else Podcast, Pop & Politics, and The Marijuana-Logues) will be performing this week from Wednesday, May 12 through Sunday, May 16 at Rick Bronson's House of Comedy in Mall of America.

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Info and Tickets To See Jimmy Dore!
Jimmy Dore's Website

Episode 15: Brent Hanson from House of Large Sizes

2010-05-13T05:00:00.016-05:00

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Van Hanson sits down with Twin Cities Tank to discuss his musical career while Pete has an Oprah moment.
House of Large Sizes.
Triple Baconator.
"They Made Me A Criminal" by House of Large Sizes.
"Oh Yeah (Yeah). by House of Large Sizes.
TCOBS: Not Drinking.
"Hooker" by Bastard Saint.
Human Centipede.
Bill and Ted.

Recorded 5/6/10 - Released 5/13/10

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Episode 14: MPLS.TV

2010-05-06T05:52:00.009-05:00

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Hannah and Andrew from MPLS.TV stop by to talk about Minneapolis, St. Paul, and sex dreams.
KFC's Double Down Sandwich.
"Saturday Night Again" by Voytek.
Dream Analysis: Sex with Bruce Willis.
"Life.Art.Rinse.Repeat." by Kentucky Beltfight.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Boxer Briefs.
"Bombs Away" by Sayjak.

Recorded 4/28/10 - Released 5/6/10

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Episode 13: Happy Birthday Jack Nicholson

2010-04-29T05:59:00.007-05:00

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Top 10 Drinking Songs.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: 420.
BK Quad Stacker.
Doug Benson's Weed.
Globis.
5 Phrases.
Sports: Edwin Valero
"Top Dogg" by Mad Repekt.

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Doug Benson's weed is awesome.
2) I give that song 4 out of 10 reach-arounds.
3) Fuck. I have baby oil in my beer.
4) I feel like we need another beer bong.
5) Having globis is pretty tits.

Brent's List For Pete
1) Good thing I'm gay for the next 3 hours.
2) Is it my fault if I can't afford soup?
3) Holocaust? Yeah right, like that happened.
4) I miss Al Borland.
5) Come closer so I can touch your asscunt.

Recorded 4/22/10 - Released 4/29/10

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Episode 12: Comedian Brooks Robinson

2010-04-22T05:09:00.005-05:00

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Comedian Brooks Robinson talks about Van Morrison Halen and Gigolo Hats while Brent works up the courage to ask him on a date.
"Dear Honeyflower: Sex is a Car Crash" by The Killing Bottle.
"Anal Cunt Is My Favorite Straight-Edge Hardcore Band" by Creeping Charlie.
Dream Analysis: Metallica at Kohl's.
"Dead Again" by Type O Negative.

Recorded 4/15/10 - Released 4/22/10

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Episode 11: Local Wrestler Big Brody Hoofer with Allison Wonderland

2010-04-15T06:00:00.007-05:00

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Big Brody Hoofer and Allison Wonderland sit down with Twin Cities Tank and teach us the ins and outs of local wrestling.
Our resident wrestling expert Jim Blazer is in studio.
"The Beer Song" by The Serfs.
"I Want To Be a Hulkamaniac" by Hulk Hogan.
"Be A Man" by Macho Man Randy Savage.
Sleeper Hold Trivia.
"Your Mouth Is A Guy's Butt" by The Diarrhetards.

Hoofer and Allison Wonderland w/Pete and Brent

Big Brody Hoofer Wrestling Pete Huge in the bathroom at First Avenue

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Bonus Episode: Maria Bamford

2010-04-15T02:33:00.004-05:00

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BONUS EPISODE of Twin Cities Tank with
Special Guest Comedian Maria Bamford.
See Maria at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, MN now through April 17, 2010.
acmecomedycompany.com
mariabamford.com

Maria with Pete and Brent

Episode 10: Fiero

2010-04-08T05:59:00.006-05:00

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Scott and Steve from the band Fiero discuss gout, hemorrhoids, and the comeback of scabies.
"So You Wanna Commit Insurance Fraud" by Fiero.
"Snakeface" by Fiero.
"Mr. Fister" by Fiero.
"Make Your Move" by The Korat Grey Band.
Fiero on Facebook
www.thekoratgreyband.com

Recorded 4/1/10 - Released 4/8/10
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Episode 9: Comedian Andy Erikson

2010-04-01T06:00:00.003-05:00

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Guest: Local Comedian Andy Erikson.
"Make Me Believe" by Pilla.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Verizon.
"Don't Call Me Moshist" by In Defence.
Dream Analysis: Spider Man Video Game.
AndyErikson.com

Recorded 3/23/10 - Released 4/1/10

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Episode 8: Fuzzy Machete

2010-03-25T06:00:00.020-05:00

(Back: Tara. Front Left: Krissandra. Front Right: Chayci.)

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Interview with local band FUZZY MACHETE.
"Hey, Little Fascist (Live)" by Fuzzy Machete.
"Star Trek Style" by Fuzzy Machete.
5 Phrases.
Guilty Pleasures.
Sports: New Jersey Nets.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: The Pussification of Hockey.
Hot Shit Brent's Two Hairy Cents.

5 Phrases
Each person writes 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Have you ever read The Secret? It's amazing!
2) That's kind of like this thing that they talk about in The Secret.
3) Oh my god. The Secret, the greatest book on the globe, was just talking about that.
4) I just really enjoyed The Secret.
5) You're fucked. The Secret is totally tits.

Brent's List For Pete
1) I'm not pregnant, I'm just Mexican.
2) My barf hurts.
3) Bring me your dad's nuts.
4) Don't die with sperm in your mouth.
5) I hate bras.

Recorded 3/18/10 - Released 3/25/10

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Episode 7: 20 Dollar Love

2010-03-18T06:00:00.007-05:00

Broadcasting from J.R.'s Family Reunion Bar & Grill.
Everything you've ever wanted to know about Burnsville.

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Songs:
"Big Sexy"
"Maserati"
"Unholy Roller"
by 20 Dollar Love off of their full length LP 'High Dr.'

Recorded 3/12/10 - Released 3/18/10

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Bonus Episode: Patrice O'Neal

2010-03-15T17:14:00.005-05:00

Bonus Episode with Special Guest Patrice O'Neal.

PART 1

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PART 2

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Patrice has appeared on many many TV shows in the USA, including full length specials for HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central, plus several appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Def Comedy Jam, and even had his own TV series on VH1 titled "Web Junk: 20."

http://www.myspace.com/patriceoneal

Recorded 3/14/10 - Released 3/15/10

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Episode 6: Listener Submitted Music

2010-03-11T06:00:00.007-06:00

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In This Episode:
Jim's Rib Is Broken.
Takin' Care of Bullshit: Jay Leno Is Still Boring.
"End Credits" by Getting Even.
Brent's Dad.
"Time and Time Again" by Orange Blank.
Dream Analysis.
"Wait For The Day" by The Violet Hour.
Hot Shit Brent: Cable Guy.

Recorded 3/2/10 - Released 3/11/10.

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Episode 5: Andy Hart

2010-03-04T06:00:00.002-06:00

Andy Hart From Western Curses and Box Thieves

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Guest Host: Dan T.
Sports: Women’s Hockey, Taco Crunch Olympics.
“Midnight Mess” by Western Curses.
Bubble Hockey.
“Flutes and Harps” by Box Thieves.
Dog Diarrhea.
Takin’ Care of Bullshit: Biking In The Street.
“Shine” by Final Placement.
Hot Shit Brent’s Two Hairy Cents.

Recorded 2/26/10 - Released 3/4/10

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Episode 4: Torch The Spires

2010-02-25T06:00:00.008-06:00

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Interview With Torch The Spires

In This Episode:
Torch The Spires Show at BIFF'S.
Sick Puppies.
T.W.I.B.S.: Jokes That Need To Stop.
Biff's.
"We're On Our Way" and "Autopilot" off of Torch The Spires' New Full Length Love Songs.
Sports: Tiger Woods Fucks The Universe.
Bastard Saint Record Release.
New Equipment.
New Blog.
Now Publishing Episodes On Thursdays.
"Buffet" by The Diarrhetards

Recorded 2/19/10 - Released 2/25/10

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Episode 3: Dan T! Dan T!

2010-02-21T12:00:00.001-06:00

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5 Phrases.
Don't Cross The Porn Line.
"Beats Like You Stole Something" by The Plastic Constellations.
This Week In Bullshit: Winter Parking.
"Dancehall Racket" by A Life Without.
Captain Phil From Deadliest Catch died.
"Mosh For Jesus" by Dillinger Four.
Olympic Luge Death.
"Polkarama!" by Weird Al Yankovic.
Sports: NJ Nets Update

5 Phrases
Every week each person will write 5 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) Famous Dave's Mouth Wash.
2) My pussy is getting hard just thinking about it.
3) 27 teeth. 24 teeth.
4) My pants are made of garbage.
5) Suck my pants dry.

Brent's List For Dan
1) Try my new pumpernickel fish helmet.
2) I feel like Ernest Borgnine's step daughter.
3) The window ate my cape.
4) I think I locked my keys in my boat.
5) Don't trust farms.

Dan's List For Pete
1) We're only doing this to make money someday.
2) All of these song titles are one word.
3) Everything is the worst, ever.
4) I eat Taco Bell secretly in my car.
5) Don't just stare at it, eat it!

Recorded 2/12/10 - Released 2/21/10

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Episode 2: Billy Morrisette From Dillinger Four

2010-02-14T15:00:00.004-06:00

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Interview with Billy Morrisette from Dillinger Four.

"Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug" by Dillinger Four off of their 2008 full-length: Civil War.
http://www.angelfire.com/mn/dillingerfour

Recorded 2/11/10 - Released 2/14/10

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Episode 1 - Recorded 2/6/10 - Released 2/7/10

2010-02-07T17:48:00.001-06:00

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In This Show:
Charlie & Paddy Are Not Here
10 Phrases
This Week In Bullshit: Old People
Charlie Interview Excerpt
“Thunder Snake” by Bastard Saint
How To Kill Your Girlfriend
Buy Metallagher Merch
New Jersey Nets
“Imminent Failure” by Avoided (RIP Reed)

10 Phrases
Every week each host will write 10 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week's phrases:

Pete's List For Brent
1) That toilet paper is as thick as lasagna.
2) I'm gonna pee in your hair.
3) I dream of pee paste.
4) No sir, your mom is too hot.
5) My favorite salad is not waldorf.
6) The iron range is the best.
7) Peas and peas and peas and peas
8) Guys who can suck their own dick are as common as left-handers.
9) I like Dave Mustaine.
10) I'll dish your gash a load of size 7 curly fries.

Brent's List For Pete
1) These aren't my spurs.
2) I forgot to die.
3) Promise you won't barf.
4) Call me a rabbi.
5) My beard is a loser.
6) I wish my wife had a re-set button.
7) That's the reason I left Harvard.
8) If it's not broke don't fuck it.
9) Tell it to the Judge Reinhold.
10) My head is gay.

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2010-01-24T19:59:00.001-06:00

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